Dear customer support

"Dear Customer Support,

I got a very big shotgun with explosive shells and tried it out on my monitor and keyboard, for fun. Now my monitor doesn't display my webspace and domains anymore, also the keyboard doesn't respond.

Please fix this problem immediately, because it surely is a problem with your very lame servers and you are responsible or i cancel all of my accounts with you.

Also i didnt change anything, until yesterday everything worked just fine.

Best Regards

A very angry customer"